Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door…(forgive me Eric),

If you bake a plateful of ‘Welcome-to-the-neighborhood’-brownies and your new neighbor, appearing unusually gaunt under a black hooded robe, answers and invites you in…

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-don’t go.

If he admires those brownies (as well he should) and asks you in to set a spell over a nice cold glass of sweet tea…

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-don’t go.

If that little voice in your head says, ” But he seems so incredibly nice and he looks great backlit by all that white light… maybe just a few minutes…”

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-don’t. go.

If he says ” I know your Grandma and your favorite Aunt Louise. It would be so nice to reminisce…”

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-don’t go!

If you find yourself at Death’s door…

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-drop your brownies and run.

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13 comments on “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door…(forgive me Eric),

  1. J Lapis says:

    Oh my, this is Wonderful!!

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  2. graciesbnana says:

    Hahaha!!!! Great write!!!

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  3. Hahaha! Love it. I may use “drop your brownies” from now on.

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