MEANWHILE
IN A RETURN TO THE UTTERLY STUPID…
This is a two fer post… for the OctPoWriMo and TWO SHOES TUESDAY… the prompts were mist or moon.
THE BUSS OF THE VAMPIRE POODLE
Lurking along the Parisian countryside
Under misty moonlit cover of night,
To the peak of the Tower Eiffel he flew
In hopes of a kiss with a lethal bite.
Thus was the buss of the vampire poodle!
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Upon his hideous manifestation
The damsel faint with vaporous throes.
Less panther than frightened feline,
He transformed her angst to vampiric repose
Thus was the buss of the vampire poodle!
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Amongst the French villagers, in passing conversations
Cést la vie is heard far less often these days.
No one roams moonlit cities very long past the dusk
If they do they come prepared with fraise
Because of the buss of the vampire poodle!
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OH, Skips, you are so evil! And is that damsel…Ruby???
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Rubenesque perhaps… Ruby , sadly…no….
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Ruby thought the outfit was too trampy…
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Ruby has SOME standards….
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And who could blame her? You brought her up right!
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I’m rolling on the floor. Ferocious Skip. I looked up buss 😘
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Buss = kiss… THANK YOU!
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‘fraise’? Isn’t that the frong-says for ‘strawberry’?
Je ne says kwah, but I did like this and it made me giggle 🙂
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oui, mon ami , but it also means a wooden fence stake… so I took some liberty… a fraise fence is one of those suckers you sometimes see along the beach with the wired together wooden stakes…I figured if I used stake and the dog vampire it should be steak and it didnt rhyme.
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Ohhhh well there ya go – even with a silly poem, I learn something fascinating 😀 I like it.
The dog vampire would probably buss you x amillion if you offered him steak.
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Such an imagination..wooden stake and hammer and all!
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:} That’s as close as I can get to a vampire smiley! Thanks, Linda.
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Cool story!!
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Silly, you mean silly right!?
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I wasn’t sure about the strawberry (frais) either. Perhaps that is a regional word? It wouldn’t surprise me if poodles took over the world…well France at least!
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Well if one 14 pounder can take over my house I wouldnt doubt it!
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Bwahahahhaha! Fabulous!
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Mwaaaaahaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa!
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Oh, my. This was quite a story! I am going to have to keep an eye on Stella! I don’t know if we have vampire poodles (or any dogs) here. But she is popular, so…yikes!
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Indeed!!
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Hahaha! Love it! I have a partial story I began a few years ago about a pink, male, vampire cat named Petals. I should go back and revisit it I think. LOL
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Haaaaahaaaaa….by all means!!!
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😀 Awesome!
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Thanks PayPal 🙂
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Another peak at the photo of Skip. I’m still laughing. Brilliantly crafted epic poetry.
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Those belly rub photos go a long way!
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I mean peek
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Didn’t even notice!
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Oh Zoe, this was just adorable, just the fun my heart needed tonight! I love Skip the Vampire, and that little French feline is adorable! Now we know the real reason that Skip keeps you up at night, he’s out gallivanting around, looking for sweet things to bite! 🙂 Delightful Two Shoes Tuesday poem, thank you!
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Hide those impressionable kitties. ..hes been awake every night this week!
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So cute and silly – I love it.
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You pretty much described Skip on most days! Thanks, Vanessa!
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Sooo much fun reading, Zoe !! I still howl at the full moon, sometimes my fans grow out and I bite necks (mostly girls’). 🙂
I too got interested in the ‘fraise fence’ bit. I knew strawberries were ‘frais’ or ‘fraise’ in French. But the fence, I learned. You did really good too on your illustrations. Loved the cat best, I always wanted a calico cat but I waited too late. Mrs. Jim says “no more cats for us.”
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Maybe Mrs. Jim would let you get a vampire poodle!? They don’t even shed!
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I did not know about vampire poodles. Always good to learn new things.
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Lucky you dont live in France!
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