Walter blew bubbles to deal with his troubles.
He suffered from anxiety and angst.
He tried tv products , even mild narcotics
But nothing could fill in the blanks
Then one day while stewing he saw someone chewing
A rubbery pink wad of gum.
He exclaimed, “where’d you get that? I need something to gnaw at!”
and ran off to get himself some.
So like a palooka he chews wads of Bazooka.
Bubble Yum, Big Chew and Razzles.
Now Walter’s sedate, chill, not irrate…
And his nerves are no longer frazzled.
Thanks Walter!
Is Walter a wiener dog??? I love wiener dogs. Mostly, I love to be able to use the word wiener. Wiener wiener wiener.
So mature.
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Wein – not? Yup walt is a weiner!
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That was great! Seriously, a bubble blowing dog? How fun! 🙂 Toby tends to blow a lot of air too… out the other end! 😉
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hahahahhaa…. poor TOBY cant even defend himself… well I assume he cant type anyway!
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You know a dog who chews gum? This is astonishing!
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the photo is deceptive… that was a squeeker from a very large toy… it looked like he was blowing a bubble… walt usually has to wear a thunder shirt because he is so anxious (it works great)… so it just all came together… I wrote it for my great niece… Walter is one of her dogs.
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HA! I wondered what was going on with that picture when I saw it in the uploads. Now I know. Nicely done, and very funny (along with being probably some damn good advice).
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go get some gum!!! Bazooka or something strawberry works best!
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Ah, I love this! So much fun 😀
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Thanks Laura! I love Walter…he is a personal fav… as is Bazooka!
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My uncle had dachshunds…they’re cute, for tiny dogs. I’m a big dog kind of person. 😀
But Bazooka is amazing. I haven’t had it since I was a kid.
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I actually had some this year… I have a friend who is crazy about it and is Orthodox Jewish… found it kosher and the comic and labe are written in Hebrew.
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Hilarious! I love thow much rhyming you squeezed in, it makes it such a joy to read (I often don’t care about rhyming, but when it’s done brilliantly I enjoy it lots).
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Ha… thanks…unfortunately? limericks come easily to me!
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