So I managed to lose twenty pounds,
For which gratitude surely abounds,
but there were side effects
like old Turkey neck,
and others not quite as profound.
Now all my pants are quite droopy,
Like some rapper star or her fly groupie.
Since they keep catching
I no longer look fetching
with my pants past my waist like Dogg Snoopy.
As a matter of fact just today,
By my trousers, I again was betrayed
When they caught on my seat
and fell to my feet.
They made quite a showy display.
So I rapidly yanked them up high,
again they refused to comply.
When the stitching gave way,
My butt was hence on display.
I do hope my client turned a blind eye.