The research I love the best
is the one putting chocolate to test.
I volunteered as a subject
and became a meer reject
when they denied my behest!
Chocolate can get your brain humming.
All of your neurons start strumming
my sensitive synapse
caused me a relapse
and the serotonin began overrunning!
I’d eaten the ear off a rabbit,
and it triggered my caffeine induced habit
from years ago
when I just didn’t know
that I was feeding an addicted palate!
Well Valentine’s day is here, Jack!
I’m sober from all chocolate smack.
I no longer feed the affliction
that led to years of addiction
keeping the bunny claws out of my back.